archive for June 2005

mozilla thunderskunk! — mozilla firesomething updated

For those that don’t know the pure useless joy of Mozilla Firesomething, it is a Mozilla Firefox plugin which randomly changes the name of the browser each time a new instance of Firefox is opened.

Or it’s a really-bad-superhero-name generator.

Either way, it’s pure genius.

(That’s it, lunch is over. Return to your grind.)

fictional quote of the day

Q: Hi, are you worried about any celeb—

A:—Shhhh.

Q: Excuse me?

A:—Shhhh!

Q: …

A: [whispers] Somewhere in Los Angeles, even as we speak, Sharon Stone and Kim Cattrall are rubbing their leathery tongues together.

Q: …Really?

A: Shhhh.

giving canadians a really weird name

Words cannot express…

(via those fantabulous bastards over at Link Bunnies)

it’s a night to clean up cat throw-up

shep: devourer of worlds

Gah. Not feeling particularly blogtastic at the moment. The Big One has decided to eat his food at a rapider-than-recommended pace on this fine evening. End result: I’m glad we have hardwood floors.

the best comeback to job-related scorn ever

Chick: So, you’re working here now?
Barista guy: Well, had they taught me karate from a young age like they were supposed to I would be fighting shoguns in Japan right now.