• eHow.com: “How to Spot a Virgo”

Okay. Breathe. Stay calm. Don’t freak out. Breathe.

As a palliative, perhaps rewriting the tip in a more succinct fashion will help.

How to spot a Virgo.

1. Take a large hunk of wood. (Hardwood preferrably, although pine can do in a pinch.)
2. Grasp it firmly with both hands.
3. Drive the hunk of wood briskly and with great force into your forehead.
4. Repeat until you have lost the desire to find out if someone is a Virgo our not.

Yes. That does help.

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