you say tomato, i say zombie tuesday, let’s call the whole thing off
How have I not found this site before?
These ain’t yer average zombie huntin’ yokels. They’ve given this a lot of thought. Listen to this:
“We should all be concerned about the dead. Because like it or not, it’s a demographic we will all be joining one day.”
I never thought of that! It’s so true! How can you not support an organisation that obviously has such intelligent and dedicated people involved.
And they ain’t namby-pamby about this zombie hunting thing, trying to talk the zombies into surrendering and other wimpy liberal things, like proper spelling. Oh no, they’re led by one tough dude:
A squad of one, Jim Rage is our foremost zombie slayer and has mastered the art of killing brain-eaters. He is found of Weedwackers, chainsaws, and flamethrowers for to get the job done. Although he can readily make use of any object at his disposel. As he demenstrated in the 2000 Jim Rage Summet by subduing five martial arts masters using only moist towlets and M&M’s™. He is a vegetarian.
God!
I need to find my credit card. These people need more funding.
(Holy crap! They sell t-shirts too! It’s like the mothership has called me home.)
March 16th, 2006 at 11:36 am
We are thankful for your article. It’s a hard fight and every little bit of support counts. We’ve got some big updates that we’ve been meaning to put up for a long time now but we’ve been to busy killing all these dang zombies.
Well anyhow carry a water bottle with you o you don’t get dehydrated and have a sunny bright day!
RE-DEAD THE UN-DEAD!
http://www.jimrage.com
May 24th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Plus let’s be honest, there is nothing a woman finds more attractive than a guy who can kick zombie ass.
May 24th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Well, what about one that can kick zombie ass AND cook a mean spinach and mushroom omelet?
Because then I’m at least halfway there.