a priest, a rabbi, and a zombie tuesday walk into a bar
This may be… my last post… too sick… too many… peanut butter cups… can’t… stop… eating.
Please. If I don’t make it… carry on my work… the zombie tuesdays… can’t end… they are… our last defence… well… zombie tuesdays and saying “No returnsees”… those… thoses are our last defence…
Passing out… quick… before I succumb to… sugar crash… there!
… one more… zombie tuesday… done…
Pleassssse… tell my wife… that I… I… love he–
(Sound of chocolate-saturated body hitting keyboard, followed by random pathetic twitches.)
November 1st, 2005 at 1:23 pm
I note you didn’t realise but you posted the above at the zombie witching hour of 11:11
Shiver – this is worse that I thought. T
he only thing that might be able to save you now is a trip to somewhere in the Carribbean where a witch doctor might just be able to reverse the zombie effects by making you drink lots of rum and dance around like a possessed pansy (no wait – you can do that already as is evident from the wedding photos…)
November 1st, 2005 at 2:18 pm
“Possessed pansy”?
Looks like someone else has been dancing the Alliteration Boogie…
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Sorry. Random keystrokes seem to periodically occur when you’ve had a sizeable percentage of the leftover halloween candy before noon on November 1.
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see?
November 1st, 2005 at 3:19 pm
Oh you know it… Am smacking the alliteration with a little onomatopoeia…
Am jealous you have halloween candy.
At present I have a bowl of tomatoes in front of me.
Sucky for me.
But wait! I do have a pumpkin pie waiting for me at home which I made from scratch… mmmmmm pppuuummmpkkkiiiiinnnnnn…… ok am leaving work now.
November 1st, 2005 at 5:32 pm
Ahhh… SassyK, celebrating the joyous holiday of Tomatoween.
November 2nd, 2005 at 3:17 pm
Yes – Halloween for Pumpkinphobes and Tomatoes.