old chinese proverb: may you live on zombie tuesday
Please be advised we do have a rigorous adoption process.
Will you promise to feed and take proper care of your zombie?
Will you show him how to properly disembowl your enemies, and eat your children if they become disobedient?
Well then, It seems you may provide a loving environment for your zombie to dwell.
I’m getting tired of this.
Boing Boing keeps stealing all the cool zombie material.
Of course, they aren’t limited to Tuesday. They can just throw zombies out there — willy-nilly — any old day of the week.
Try doing things with some discipline, people! Try having a little self-control!
Zombies are for freaking Tuesdays, dammit!
You’d think people would have learned by now.
I’m not mad. I’m just… disappointed.
Shame on you, Boing Boing. Shame on you and your loose zombie morals.
