in the beginning, god created zombie tuesday, and it was good
I was still feeling blah. Run down. Not quite myself.
The thought of Zombie Tuesday failed to bring the expected lift to my heart.
Until… oh until…
And zombie teddy bear t-shirts!
And what the hell — teddy bears that are FANS of zombies!
I dare you to try and be grumpy in the face of zombie teddy bears.
December 20th, 2005 at 10:56 am
[...] So allow me to present, the Year That Was In Zombie Tuesday: You ever have a day that feels like a zombie day? What is it with Tuesdays and zombies? I’m sorry, I couldn’t pass this up. The threat of zombies loom large, dominating the local and national news broadcasts, but you say, “Man, I got plenty of time. Ain’t no way no zombie’s gonna get me.” Food for thought. For a little Flash zombie fun… that very quickly turns surprisingly nerve-wracking… try your hand at a little… Spent all yesterday pouring over mathematical induction, recursive relations, set theory, and other fun stuff like that. Yes! You shoot. Sorry for the lack of effort this morning. Crap. Three Zombie Tuesday haikus. From the journals of Field Marshall Jason Sweeney: “When all was said and done, it truly may have been the birthday cake that saved all our lives.” In this site’s ongoing efforts to ease the conflict betwixt humans and zombies (or Homo sapiens and Homo decomposians), on this fine Zombie Tuesday we wish to open the lines of communication. How have I not found this site before? You should click this link. The creepiest part about this whole thing? Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! Seems you can’t step out your door nowadays without running into a zombie mob. This one’s goin’ out to my peeps. Wow. Last night, my dear sister politely requested that I send her the photographs that we snapped at her wedding. This may be… my last post… too sick… too many… peanut butter cups… can’t… stop… eating. I’m getting tired of this. Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! I was still feeling blah. You know, I don’t know if this really qualifies as a “zombie†movie. This Zombie Tuesday is going out to Kulrblind, who said to me: “The zombie tuesday section of your blog? Only mildly amusing for me.” I was planning on presenting a striking array of Christmas-themed zombies, just to show you that I also am capable of getting into the spirit of the season. [...]