deck the halls with boughs of zombie tuesday
I was planning on presenting a striking array of Christmas-themed zombies, just to show you that I also am capable of getting into the spirit of the season.
But then I found this picture on Google Images under “christmas zombie”:
And I am left to wonder: “Is it the child… or is it the dog?”
I gaze upon this monstrosity, and I feel a chill descend upon my soul, a chill that courses through me like a frozen January gale over a barren rocky moor.
Which is also remarkably similar to an ice cube down your underpants, but sounds way classier. And I’m all about class. But you knew that.
However, I really should jump at the chance to say “underpants” whenever I can.
Underpants.
Un-der-pants.
Underpants.
UNDERPANTS!!!
… under… pants…
Ah. The chill has left. Underpants do it every time.
December 13th, 2005 at 2:24 pm
How brilliantly bizarre. Maybe it’s a trick. A bit like an Easter Egg.
December 13th, 2005 at 2:38 pm
What’s bizarre? The picture or my underpants?
December 14th, 2005 at 6:41 am
The picture is completely bizarre, as for the underpants – well that’s just class – all the way down to the wet spot probably left in the underpants by the ice cube… hmmm yes. I think even the zombies would be remarkably chilled by that…
December 14th, 2005 at 10:44 am
Unfortunately, even remarkably chilled zombies would still eat my brain, so I don’t think I’ll test your theory.
December 15th, 2005 at 12:19 am
Why is that dog’s tongue black? Oh… maybe from all the brains he has eaten. ZOMBIE. LOVE. BRAINS!
December 15th, 2005 at 11:55 am
And is it just me, or is that baby just a little too aware, too cognisant of it’s surroundings, and a little too maliciously gleeful?
I am beginning to suspect that the dog is the zombie, but the child is an even greater evil… one that can harness and control its own canine zombie minions.