You know it’s a slow day when you have absolutely freaking nothing to do and so you go to read your Bloglines subscriptions and you get there and you find that there has been nothing new posted in the last hour.
This is our modern world? Nothing in an hour?
No pictures of cats flying biplanes?
No zombie jedis running for congress?
No Lego sculptures of poo?
What good is the Internet if I have to wait over an hour to waste the remaining minutes and hours of my life?!
That’s it. I’m doing it myself.
See what you’ve reduced me too?