If you actually ever have eaten a sugarplum and liked it, I guess I hope you have dreams of it… I don’t know… dancing or something. You know. In your head.

I’m sorry — how do sugarplums dance? I mean really. They’re inanimate. I can more easily picture oysters playing rugby than sugarplums dancing. At least they have a muscle. If you drew a picture of sugarplums, they would call it a “still-life”, which would imply that they remain pretty freaking still.

Maybe my imagination is on the fritz.

Or maybe sugarplums are hallucinogenic.

Whatever.

Have a happy day. Holiday. Christmas. Festivalleytickaboo. Crazy-Present-Santa-Day. “Larry”. Whatever you want to call it.

I hope you all have a good one.

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