monday morning vitriol (or “one mean-ass bunny”)
I’m feeling a little on the bitter side of things today. In fact, I seem to have drifted over to the Dark Side without realising it. I have already punched two little kids and laughed at a three-legged puppy.
And liked it. (The puppy had it coming.)
And that was just on the way to work.
Weird.
Thankfully, I don’t feel alone, as I seem to have a fellow traveller on the Road to Acrimony. Except she has funny pictures:
This made me jealous. And grumpy. And a little gassy.
So I added myself:
This did nothing to relieve my gassiness. So I’m still pissy. And gassy.
So I tried to make myself feel better. So off I went to Cute Overload. And I see this:
But alas, it was no good, for in my heart, all I can see is this:
Man. That’s one mean-ass bunny.
January 9th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
That gave me the best giggle.
Hey – wait! I don’t feel so cranky anymore. Is that a song in my heart? I little blue bird on my shoulder? Especially knowing that you are gassy and I am not. And that given the time difference I am going to leave work soon and you are not. Wait. Don’t go blue bird! Come back… OH NO! I think the crank is back! I thought this was going! NOOOOO!!!!
I guess they don’t pass that easily. Like gas.
January 9th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
You were feeling better until I kicked your blue bird. Sucker.