the month of me: my lovely wife gives me a treat
I picked up My Lovely Wife from work. As we were driving away, I asked how her day was. She said it was depressing, because she had to go to a funeral at lunch-time.
Suddenly she perked up and said, “Wait a minute! I have something for you!”
She dug around in her purse for a moment and then pulled out something wrapped in a napkin. She unwrapped the napkin and said, “Look! I got you a funeral cookie!”
I took the dark double chocolate cookie from her hands and took a bite. Without thinking, I said, “Mmmmm… mournfully delicious!”
She looked at me, shocked. And then laughed.
I felt bad for a moment, but then I realised… it really was mournfully delicious.
