the month of me: jason’s no-fun monkey/cat/zombie-free studying post

I’m studying for a midterm right now. My brain is sizzling at the rate I’m cramming relational database theory into my pea-sized, monkey-obsessed brain.

So unless you want to hear about how to decompose a relation into Boyce-Codd Normal Form, or how to determine the closure on a set of functional dependencies… just walk away.

WAIT! I do have one important tip for the throngs and masses reading this…

Jalapenos taste very good in omelettes.

However… they are not very good to you the rest of the day.

Or weekend.

I speak from recent, disquieting experience.

I think I’ve said too much.

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