Me: Do you know who the longest-serving cast member of Saturday Night Live was?
My Lovely Wife: Who?
Me: Tim Meadows. He was on it for 10 years.
My Lovely Wife: Really?
Me: Yeah. I always thought it would have been Phil Hartman. I miss Phil Hartman.
My Lovely Wife: Well, you can be certain of one thing — I will never shoot you in your sleep.
Me: (Chuckles) Yeah… you’ll shoot me when I’m awake.
My Lovely Wife: (Silence)
Me: Ah. It will be while I’m asleep. You just won’t shoot me…