my right brain won’t come out and play

i can't come out and play

I got nothing, folks.

My brain is a vast desolate landscape filled with… well, vastness and desolation.

I have created a new word.

“Fnark”.

def. The noise the right hemisphere of the brain makes when squeezed, signifying an absolute dearth of creativity.

Let’s demonstate.

(Urrrrrng… Ehn!)

Fnark!

Sigh.

Here I sit. brain filled with funny words — words like “Naugahyde” and “sturgeon” and “flapjack” — and a desire to share them with you, my peppermint-scented readers, and yet no sense of how to mash them together into an aesthetically pleasing form.

I need a cookie.


One Response to “my right brain won’t come out and play”

  1. ellenweber Says:

    We all need to get the right brain up and rolling in order to live a rich and balanced life — tanks for reminding us of the benefits that sit waiting in the wings of our right brains!

make with the yak-yak

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