my right brain won’t come out and play

I got nothing, folks.
My brain is a vast desolate landscape filled with… well, vastness and desolation.
I have created a new word.
“Fnark”.
def. The noise the right hemisphere of the brain makes when squeezed, signifying an absolute dearth of creativity.
Let’s demonstate.
(Urrrrrng… Ehn!)
Fnark!
Sigh.
Here I sit. brain filled with funny words — words like “Naugahyde” and “sturgeon” and “flapjack” — and a desire to share them with you, my peppermint-scented readers, and yet no sense of how to mash them together into an aesthetically pleasing form.
I need a cookie.

May 27th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
We all need to get the right brain up and rolling in order to live a rich and balanced life — tanks for reminding us of the benefits that sit waiting in the wings of our right brains!