insomnia is the new black

An update for those of you keeping score at home: 7 weeks and counting for the “My Lovely Wife Is Suffering From Insomnia And The World Sucks Big Fat Camel Balls” Extravaganza.

Last night she asked if I thought hitting her in the side of the head with a large stick might possibly work as a sleep-aid.

I said no.

She laughed. And then sighed.

So to recap, that’s 7 weeks of no sleep — or of poorly-implemented chemically-induced unconsciousness.

And that’s 7 weeks of doctors performing at an effective level one step below wood-nymphs. And wood-nymphs are imaginary, so that’s pretty sucky.


make with the yak-yak

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