a haikutastic exploration into why i’m driving my lovely insomniac wife crazy

just breathe quietly
don’t make any sudden moves
I think she’s aaa-CHOO!

…

she lies teetering
on the precipice of sleep
but I have to pee

…

she must be out now
I’ll be silent as a mouse
eating this cookie

…

I’m stroking her back
soothing her fears and worries
must be strong for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…


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2 Responses to “a haikutastic exploration into why i’m driving my lovely insomniac wife crazy”

  1. mike Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 1:25 pm

    Dude. You are so ready to have children.

  2. sween Says:
    May 18th, 2006 at 1:45 pm

    Yeah, but this journey into sleeplessness is a little disconcerting to My Lovely Wife, who is discovering that she doesn’t enjoy getting small incremental bouts of sleep and fears that children may take a wee bite into her REM sleep.

make with the yak-yak

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