Comments on: putty-nosed monkey can talk; not yet added to ranks of sparkling conversationalists

By: sween

sween — Fri, 19 May 2006 19:00:29 +0000

Joy: Man, putty-nosed monkey is such a jerk. (But, if you’re interested, I know a really sweet howler monkey. He does have two kids from a previous marriage, but he’s a lot of fun. And he’s a great dancer.)

Ramzi: Wow. That does seem aimed vaguely up my alley.

By: Ramzi

Ramzi — Fri, 19 May 2006 16:57:27 +0000

Okay, dude, you MUST get this book. And soon.

By: joy

joy — Fri, 19 May 2006 14:43:46 +0000

oh, believe me, they might pretend to listen, but all the while they are just trying to get inside your blouse while “rubbing your back” soothingly. assholes. on my various dates with the species I found that i could reflect on the evening, and the fucker had not asked me one solitary question about myself. i, on the other hand, would know way too much about his prior relationship that he was “still getting over,” or his love for fine malt whiskey and bungee jumping. self-absorbed doesn’t even cut it.

By: sween

sween — Fri, 19 May 2006 13:18:01 +0000

Screw the putty-nosed monkey!

(Or maybe not. Ugh.)

Don’t be so quick to judge… it looks like it’s happened before.

By: sween

sween — Fri, 19 May 2006 12:12:44 +0000

God! Can you imagine the crappy blog the putty-nosed monkey would put out there? Probably nothing but reposting Dilbert comics and American Idol recaps… *shudder*

Stupid putty-nosed monkey.

By: Suldog

Suldog — Thu, 18 May 2006 20:09:47 +0000

Way too funny. Thank you for bringing a laugh to my otherwise sh*tty afternoon. I’m sure the putty-nosed monkey would never have done as well given similar material to riff on. Screw the putty-nosed monkey!

(Or maybe not. Ugh.)