detailed itinerary for our four-day weekend

Um. Ok. Four-day weekend. Let’s see. What are we going to do? Hmmmmm…

CUT TO ITINERARY-CREATION-MONTAGE

MONTAGE SHOTS: HAND FRANTICALLY SCRIBBLING ON LEGAL PAD. NURSE SPONGES BROW. CRUMPLED BALL OF PAPER LANDS NEXT TO GARBAGE CAN. HAND GRASPS EMPTY COFFEE POT AND SHAKES IT. CRUMPLED BALL OF PAPER LANDS NEXT TO GARBAGE CAN SURROUNDED BY MORE CRUMPLED BALLS OF PAPER. ABACUS BEADS FURIOUSLY PUSHED BACK AND FORTH. CRUMPLED BALL OF PAPER LANDS NEXT TO GARBAGE CAN OVERFLOWING WITH CRUMPLED BALLS OF PAPER. MOUTH CHEWS PENCIL. GARBAGE CAN FILLED WITH CRUMPLED BALLS OF PAPER EMPTIED INTO DUMPSTER FILLED WITH CRUMPLED BALLS OF PAPER. WELL-DRESSED MIDGET DANCES ON FLOOR COVERED WITH CRUMPLED BALLS OF PAPER.

END MONTAGE

Whew! Itinerary complete! Here goes!

Ahem.

Complete Itinerary for the Period of May 20-23:

  1. eat blueberry pancakes

Wish us luck.


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4 Responses to “detailed itinerary for our four-day weekend”

  1. mike Says:
    May 21st, 2006 at 2:01 pm

    I expected at least a passing reference to Ultimate Frisbee. :/

  2. Wolfbaby Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 11:00 am

    LOL It sounds great to me!!!

  3. sween Says:
    May 23rd, 2006 at 11:16 am

    Hell, it was so great, we did it TWICE.

  4. sween Says:
    May 24th, 2006 at 10:05 am

    “I expected at least a passing reference to Ultimate Frisbee.”

    Do you also want me to mention sleeping or going to the bathroom? No. Because they are all just assumed.

    Like Ultimate.

    :-P

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