birthday barrage on the occasion of my lovely wife’s birthday
Today is the anniversary of My Lovely Wife’s entrance on this planet.
Knowing how much I have mentioned her (heck, she has her own category), I know you all feel as if she was Your Very Own Lovely Wife. And you probably love her like I do… but she’s mine, so keep your grubby paws to yourself.
So… the goal today is to accumulate as many birthday wishes for My Lovely Wife as possible.
This is where you come in.
Leave your birthday wishes for My Lovely Wife in the comments. Get your friends, family, co-workers, local municipal representative, dermatologist, platoon sergeant, parasitic mind-controlling slug for which you are but the host, everyone you can get your hands on to leave birthday wishes for My Lovely Wife and get their fingers clattering on the keyboard. This should go beyond a mere barrage of birthday wishes — it should get down-right creepy.
And remember…
May 30th, 2006 at 8:37 am
Ahem.
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear ‘Lovely Wife’
Happy birthday to you!!
And many mooooooooore! *tap dance finish*
(Now, for God’s sake Jason, FEED THE CAT!!)
May 30th, 2006 at 9:08 am
Hmm. That cat’s looking a bit sturdy anyway. Hmmmm.
Oh well, what the heck….
Happy Birthday, Beth.
::.
May 30th, 2006 at 9:26 am
Beth,
Happy Birthday, Hot Stuff.
Shake your money-maker!!! It’s dearly missed in Toronto.
May 30th, 2006 at 10:43 am
Happy Birthday, Lovely Wife! And that’s no lie, either - nice pic!
May 30th, 2006 at 11:25 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BETH!!!!!!!!!!
Chris says: Happy Birthday!
Kitty says: Meo—- (her meow tends to peter out)
Sydney says: Mrrrowww!!! (very musical!)
The hamster says: …. (not very talkative)
The fish say: Glub, glub, glub. (translation: “It is Beth’s birthday - how stupendous! HUZZAH!!)
May 30th, 2006 at 11:51 am
Hey Babe,
I hope you celebrate in style and make the hubby prostrate before you.
Cheers and have muchos fun,
Jen
May 30th, 2006 at 11:55 am
Ooooo… “prostrate”…
May 30th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
I know I’ve never met you but happy birthday to you!
(Now I hope the cat doesn’t get OVER fed… and I hope you spoil your lovely wife!)
May 30th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Wow - I don’t know how I can top that tap dance up above, except perhaps by showing off my new breakdance moves:
[pop]
[lock]
[worm]
[moonwalk]
[back spin]
Hope the lovely wife has a great b-day! And please, PLEASE don’t starve that poor kitten! It’s just not right!
May 30th, 2006 at 2:56 pm
happy birthday, mrs spacemonkey pants! You are one photogenic lady!
May 30th, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Happiest of happy birthdays are wished to the Lady of Space Monkey Pants Manor with many long hours of uninterrupted sleep in the coming year wished for you as well…oh wait…that sounded eerie..Ok take 2: with many nights of long hours of interrupted sleep IF you want them…if not I hope the fun was worth it. So happy birthday, good sleeping and fun are wished to you from me for the comining year and years to come….I think that covers it. Oh and we have never met so don’t strain the brain on trying to figure out who I am. Wait…that sounded vaguely threatening………………(pitterpatterof running away feet from the most disastrous birthday salutation EVER…piter patter..fading fading..crash of garbage cans…squeal of brakes.. assorted cursing in French……”I’m alright!!”…. pitter patter
May 31st, 2006 at 7:06 pm
Happy birthday to the wifelady sorry its a bit late but better late then never;) Hope it was a wonderful day with lots of fun things to do and romantic times inbetween!!!
June 1st, 2006 at 8:16 am
I would like to thank everyone for their kind remarks. MY Lovely Wife emitted several “Awww”s and a boatload of giggles, so ya’ll have made her that much happier.
And just so you know, we hit our goal:
My Lovely Wife: “That’s so sweet. It is a little creepy that all these people know about me…”
“Creepy”. SUCCESS!