orangutans are pansies
No. I have not returned from my self-imposed, “OH CRAP! I’M GONNA COLLAPSE UNDER THE WEIGHT OF ALL THE FREAKING CRAP I HAVE TO DO! NURSE! I NEED DELICIOUS LIFE-SUSTAINING COOKIES! STAT!” sabbatical.
Posting this picture was a condition of getting my little sister (the villainous blackmailing poo-eating desperado that she is) to feed the Large One and the Small One while we are away for a week in August.
Thus has my obligation has been met.
Now, please allow me to return to my panic and flop-sweat.

