snorgletown
WARNING! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SNORGLE THE BELLY. HEARTRENDING DISAPPOINTMENT IS CERTAIN TO FOLLOW WHEN TACTILE SENSATION DOES NOT MEET SNORGLING EXPECTATIONS. ALSO, IMPACT WITH MONITOR SURFACES MAY LEAD TO BRUISED NOSES. SIMPLY BACK AWAY FROM THE MONITOR AND RELIEVE SNORGLING URGES WITH AN INFUSION OF WARM COOKIES AND CREAM SODA.
And for the truly brave among you… SNORGLE CLOSE-UP!
September 21st, 2006 at 9:39 am
*thunk* Ow! Damn monitor.
Here is a pondering…Why do all kittehs have such snorglicious tums BUT the majority do not enjoy the snorgling of their tums? How cruel a twist of fate, eh? Complete with claw marks to the scalp and cheeks if the kitty REALLY does not appreciate an impromtu snorggle of their tummy.
The best though: reciprocal snorggling. You snorggle tummy and kitty wraps paws around your head (cat hug!)to lick your forehead in return. that is the ultimate cat slave reward.
September 21st, 2006 at 11:31 am
Man, there’s nothing quite so warm as a cat in the sun, is there? I mean both literally and figuratively. Nice.