I left the office yesterday and stepped into the sunshine and I thought, “Damn. Now I have to walk two blocks to my car. That will take SO LONG. It’s such a WASTE OF TIME. GOD. I can feel the seconds of my life DRIPPING AWAY. I CAN’T TAKE IT. I CAN’T TAKE WALKING TWO BLOCKS TO MY CAR. I WILL DIE IF I HAVE TO WALK THOSE TWO BLOCKS. MY SKIN WILL MELT OFF MY BONES AND MY BRAIN WILL EXPLODE IF I EVEN START TO WALK THOSE TWO BLOCKS. THOSE ARE TWO WASTED BLOCKS AND I WILL NOT WALK THEM TODAY. AAAAAAAUGH.”

So.

I ran to my car.

I’m of two minds as to whether that was a mature decision.

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