black eyes, like a doll’s eyes

killer bear

A teddy bear has been implicated in 2,500 deaths — trout deaths, that is.

State officials say a teddy bear that fell into a pool at a Fish and Game Department hatchery earlier this month clogged a drain. The clog blocked the flow of oxygen to the pool and suffocated the fish.

What I find most chilling is the fact that the bear is wearing a tiny raincoat and a tiny souwester… like he KNEW he was going to sea… like he knew he was going to kill.

*shudder*


6 Responses to “black eyes, like a doll’s eyes”

  1. birchsprite Says:

    But the bear ….he looks so sad……. I’m sure he’s not evil

  2. Alison Says:

    Paddington! When did you go soooo wrong? :oC

  3. Suldog Says:

    He really does look remorseful, doesn’t he?

  4. sween Says:

    birchsprite: Nope. Evil. Next question!

    Alison: Probably when he started doing contract hits for the London mob…

    Suldog: And this is how he gets away with it! Damn his adorable hide!

  5. birchsprite Says:

    but he looks like he feels bad about it…..

    such sad little eyes

    poor bear

  6. sween Says:

    POOR BEAR?! POOR TROUT!

    (I’m just playing devil’s advocate here. I’m totally on the bear’s side. Look at that little button nose!)

make with the yak-yak

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