• BBC News: “Sudan man forced to ‘marry’ goat” (via linkbunnies)

Best quote: “We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together.”

(But, I mean really? What’s with all the goats?)

… goat-free roads.

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(Apologies for the silence on the SMP front. Busy, busy week. Hopefully, a return to inane chatter next week.)

(We can all hope.)

Annoying: Dreaming about tidying a bedroom (not my real bedroom but my real bedroom in my dream) and just when I had everything clean every single piece of glass in the room shatters, coating the carpet. We’re talking a full inch of broken glass over the entire carpet. And I know that I have to clean it all up.

More annoying: Later in the same dream, rushing to get a lasagna out of the oven in the hall — why the oven is in the hall and why I’m rushing to get a lasagna out of it I have no idea — so I take the shortcut through the bedroom…

AND CUT MY FEET TO RIBBONS ON THE GLASS.

THAT I DIDN’T CLEAN UP.

Valuable dream-time is then occupied by me picking out shards of glass and bandaging my feet. And muttering.

Most annoying: Even later in the same dream I’m looking for a roll of tape to seal off the bathroom door so people can’t smell the stench coming out of the bathroom — which would ruin my attempt to sell a collection of rare books to the book dealer that was currently chatting to my grandparents and no I don’t know why I was selling the books or why my grandparents were there or even if they enjoyed the lasagna I don’t even know if the lasagna had anything to do with the stench coming out of the bathroom but I can assume and seriously what the heck is my subconscious trying to tell me with the whole bathroom stench thing — when I remember that I last saw the tape on the dresser in the bedroom so I run into the bedroom to grab the tape…

AND CUT MY FEET TO RIBBONS ON THE GLASS.

AGAIN.

THE GLASS THAT I STILL DIDN’T CLEAN UP.

And I stand there, amidst the pain of having my feet cut to ribbons for the second time in one dream, and all I can think is:

“THIS IS THE STUPIDEST DREAM EVER.”

• Flickr: “Swing Jumping” (via Boing Boing)