Left work. Picked up My Lovely Wife. Went home. Fed cats. Went to the mall. Picked up new glasses. Consensus — they’re good! Went to movies. Bought nachos. Ate nachos. Watched The Departed. Great movie. Giggling at shots to the head — bad? My Lovely Wife got sore throat. Drove to drugstore. Watched My Lovely Wife buy stuff. Went home. Fell asleep.

Woke up. Didn’t wake up My Lovely Wife. Sicky. Fed cats. Went to grocery store. Bought groceries. Lots of soup. For sick persons. Returned home. Watched The Nine. Yeah. It’s really cool. Watched Dexter. Heh. Loved it. Watch this if you can. Made pizza and soup. Not pizza soup. That’s just weird. Ate pizza. Watched My Lovely Wife eat soup. Went to mall. Success! One birthday gift found. Failure! Second birthday gift elusive. Bought gift certificate instead. Bought two birthday cards. Returned home. Fed cats. Watched old episodes of Alias. Fell asleep.

Woke up. It’s Thanksgiving! In Canada! Fed cats. Made omelets. Ate omelets. Showered. Packed car up. Drove to Bear River. Hugged Uncle Cam. Hugged Mum. Hugged Aunt Carol. Ate apples, pineapples, sandwiches. Gave birthday gift and card to Mum. Sat on deck. Drank apple juice. Picked fresh herbs. Sister and Brother-in-Law arrived. Ate turkey. Ate more turkey. Continued eating turkey. (Insert further turkey-eating sentences here.) Ate pie. Groaned for one hour. Sat on deck. Watched bonfire. Fed bonfire. Accused of pyromania by My Lovely Wife. Sat back down. Stood back up. Fed fire. Fire pretty. Said goodbye. (Goodbye, fire!) Drove back home. Death From Above 1979 kept me awake. Fed cats. Fell asleep.

Woke up. Fed cats. Made strawberry pancakes. Ate strawberry pancakes. Started laundry. Changed kitty litter. Watched Friday Night Lights. Really good pilot episode. (Who loves their DVR? Thats right! I do!) Watched My Lovely Wife fall asleep on couch. Was quiet for next two hours. Read Entertainment Weekly. Finished laundry. Loaded dishwasher. Watched another old Alias. Prepared sick-person supper. My Lovely Wife woke up. Laid sick-person supper next to My Lovely Wife. Packed bag for Ultimate. Put in contacts. Made Gatorade. Kissed My Lovely Wife goodbye. Went to grandparent’s. Gave grandfather birthday card and gift card. Declined brownies repeatedly. Tasted their roast beef. Swooned at roast beef. Watched pan of gravy explode on stove. Cleaned up exploded gravy pan. Went to Ultimate. Played Ultimate. Threw lots of hammers successfully. Will say nothing else about game. Grumble. Went home. Fed cats. Showered. Watched CSI: Miami. David Caruso likes sunglasses. Putting them on. Taking them off. It’s creepy. Why do I watch it? Why don’t I stop? I complain about CSI: Miami. But I don’t stop. Someone help me. But I digress. Ate egg rolls. Watched Studio 60. Matthew Perry is funny. I’m just saying. Fell asleep.

* Insert random bathrooms breaks, web-surfing, teeth-brushing, ankle-scratching, cat-petting, and beverage-refilling wherever seems most appropriate. Or humorous.

** You need an explanation for random and pointless cheese?

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