timewasters: how to stop worrying and give in to procrastination

If you’re like me, you are constantly looking for the latest in time-wasting tools. Allow me to share two beautiful ways to effortlessly waste the minutes and hours left until your inevitable (and likely scandalous and moist) death.

bowmaster

Fire arrows. Kill the invading hordes. Get experience. Buy better abilities and new arrows. Fire more arrows. Get more archers. Catapults. Fire more arrows. Note the moss growing on your extremities. Fire more arrows.

line rider

Draw a hill. Click “Play”. Watch the man slide down the hill.

That’s it.

Think that’s not interesting? Fools. Just give it a shot. Ye shall be SUCKED IN!

And to give you an idea of what’s possible…

That’s all I got fer ya today. Rock it, space cowboys.


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2 Responses to “timewasters: how to stop worrying and give in to procrastination”

  1. paperplane Says:
    October 21st, 2006 at 11:37 am

    Line Rider has wasted away countless hours of my working life. Go procrastinators!

    Nice blog, btw. I love the banner, and the fact that you are an xkcd fan!

  2. sween Says:
    October 23rd, 2006 at 10:36 am

    I am exerting massive willpower not to go to Line Rider right n-

    Crap. I’m giving in.

make with the yak-yak

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