60 second thought process upon being given a skor bar square
where is that notice? is it in the May 2007 folder WHAT IS THIS?? A SKOR BAR SQUARE?? FOR ME?? ohohohohoh skorbarsquare skorbarsquare skorbarsquare iloveskorbarsquare OH NO! skorbarsquare crumb has just fallen in my lap WAIT no one saw pick it up eat it GOOD I’m in the clear quick get a kleenex under the square musn’t lose precious skorbarsquare bits first bite ohohohOHOHOH it’s SO GOOD everyday should be skorbarsquare day second bite OHOHOHOHOH why don’t I make skorbarsquares these are the BEST THINGS EVER I should dedicate my life to eating skorbarsquares third bite O DEAREST SKORBARSQUARE don’t ever leave me we are made for one another it’s like romeo and juliet fourth bite most delicious mmmmMMMMmmm thing ever in my mouth whatwhatwhat? NO MORE SKORBARSQUARE?? AAAAAH! it’s gone it’s gone it’s gone this day sucks why was I ever taunted with the skorbarsquare? QUICK eat crumbs in kleenex AH! kleenex bits in my mouth! PPHT! PPHT! PPHT! gah horrible kleenex ruining skorbarsquare bits grrrrrrrr stupid skorbarsquare taunting me with your delicious ephemerality is that even a word? googlegooglegoogle oh it is a word.
October 23rd, 2006 at 11:46 am
Your mind is obviously gone. I knew I shouldn’t have left those newspapers lying around when you were seven.
October 23rd, 2006 at 12:38 pm
While I laughed, perhaps I would have laughed harder if I knew what a Skor Bar Square is. Am I too far south (USA) to know?
October 23rd, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Skor bar: Toffee-filled chocolate bar
Skor bar square: delicious baked confection made with aforementioned Skor bar…
October 23rd, 2006 at 3:48 pm
This might be my favorite post ever. In the entire blogosphere. Since the dawn of time.
It’s settled. We’re serving skorbarsquares at TequilaCon…
October 24th, 2006 at 5:58 am
Post a piccie of one…. I wanna see it….please!
October 24th, 2006 at 9:26 am
jenny: That’s evil, Jenny. You’re trying to make me go into massive debt going to TequilaCon just to eat skorbarsquares. Tempting… but evil.
birchsprite: you think any have lasted long enough for me to photograph??
October 24th, 2006 at 11:33 am
But I don’t know what they are…………………..
October 24th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Awwww… I’ll get you the recipe.
October 24th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
cheers… though I don’t thin we have Skor Bars…….
October 24th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
I mean’t think….freudian slip there
October 24th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Skor bars, Skor bar squares, Skor bar icecream……I live to be ensconced in Skor.
These and fresh Krispy Kreme Original glazed donuts are the crack cocaine of food. Mmmm sweet sweet craaaaack…..
October 27th, 2006 at 8:44 am
One more reason Canadian’s are blessed… Skor Bars.