for people who see haikus as too wordy
Authors write six word short stories.
I must try my neophyte hand.
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Godzilla takes holiday. Disneyland utterly destroyed.
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He regretted peeing in the shower.
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Aliens land on Earth. Wackiness ensues!
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William Tell suddenly childless. Apple unscathed.
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Firestorms incinerating Mercury, he regretted nothing.
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Underestimating the kittens was humanity’s downfall.
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Once upon a time the end.
October 24th, 2006 at 11:22 am
I like Margaret Atwood’s: “Longed for him. Got him. Shit.” It’s just so her.
October 24th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
That was one of my favourites too. I also loved Alan Moore’s:
Machine. Unexpectedly, I’d invented a time
October 24th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
wish my brain could create one
October 24th, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Hell, I could do these all day.
- NORSE GODS RETURN. CHRISTIANS SAY “OOPS!”
- Eventually, pie brought them all together
- Elephants never forget… and never forgive.
October 24th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drink. Drunk.
and the sequel…
Hello, Porcelain! Ralph! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. My Head!
October 24th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
The cookies were tossed, alas, alack.
October 27th, 2006 at 8:45 am
Good word alert! “Alack”. Awesome word, Alison.
October 27th, 2006 at 10:41 pm
Finally all those years of schoolin’ paid off.
October 31st, 2006 at 9:40 am
You’re all cruising for a bruising.