Comments on: postscript to “i am minus all my buh-jeezus” http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/10/31/postscript-to-i-am-minus-all-my-buh-jeezus/ eating bananas in space for the good of mankind Fri, 05 Dec 2008 11:11:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: sween http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/10/31/postscript-to-i-am-minus-all-my-buh-jeezus/#comment-3996 sween Wed, 01 Nov 2006 14:48:23 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1231#comment-3996 Dad: Funny, funny man. My second worry when I posted all this was, "Dad is so gonna jump down my throat over this." Of course, my first worry was, "My Lovely Wife is gonna kiiiiiill meeee..." Alison: I thought that might be the case, but I really wasn't cert- OH! OH! OH! COOKIES!! Otto: I'll have you know I waited three days before posting this. Mainly to work up the courage to DEFY MY LOVELY WIFE. Say "Holy shit! LISA GRIFFIN!!!" right back at her for me. Dad: Funny, funny man. My second worry when I posted all this was, “Dad is so gonna jump down my throat over this.”

Of course, my first worry was, “My Lovely Wife is gonna kiiiiiill meeee…”

Alison: I thought that might be the case, but I really wasn’t cert- OH! OH! OH! COOKIES!!

Otto: I’ll have you know I waited three days before posting this. Mainly to work up the courage to DEFY MY LOVELY WIFE.

Say “Holy shit! LISA GRIFFIN!!!” right back at her for me.

]]> By: Otto http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/10/31/postscript-to-i-am-minus-all-my-buh-jeezus/#comment-3983 Otto Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:16:10 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1231#comment-3983 I bet you blogged it faster than the five seconds it took you to get to Beth. On a side note, I just had drinks with Lisa Griffin. She's still very funny when she's drunk. She says "Holy shit! JASON SWEENEY!!!" and check out our dog's first trick - go to www.ottochung.com/dogblog I bet you blogged it faster than the five seconds it took you to get to Beth.

On a side note, I just had drinks with Lisa Griffin. She’s still very funny when she’s drunk. She says “Holy shit! JASON SWEENEY!!!”

and check out our dog’s first trick - go to http://www.ottochung.com/dogblog

]]> By: Alison http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/10/31/postscript-to-i-am-minus-all-my-buh-jeezus/#comment-3981 Alison Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:37:29 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1231#comment-3981 Jason's dad: Why yes you are! Sween, speaking as a wife, keeping you in a constant state of bewildered befuddlement is for your own good. We do it because we love you. Really! Now, wives don't expect y'all to understand exactly how it is to your own betterment to be in said state because its veeeery complicated. Best you should just always be grateful for our devotion to you being in said state, and buy us shiny gifts. OFTEN. Now..go have a cookie. :oD Jason’s dad: Why yes you are!

Sween, speaking as a wife, keeping you in a constant state of bewildered befuddlement is for your own good. We do it because we love you. Really!
Now, wives don’t expect y’all to understand exactly how it is to your own betterment to be in said state because its veeeery complicated. Best you should just always be grateful for our devotion to you being in said state, and buy us shiny gifts. OFTEN.
Now..go have a cookie. :oD

]]> By: Jason's Dad http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/10/31/postscript-to-i-am-minus-all-my-buh-jeezus/#comment-3978 Jason's Dad Tue, 31 Oct 2006 21:16:17 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1231#comment-3978 I guess you'll have to start training for those stair emergencies. See if you can get your time down to 4 seconds, maybe 3.5. And you should also practice starting from various upstairs rooms, since you can't always count on being in the dining room when Beth falls. But whatever you do, for God's sake don't put anything on your slick hardwood stairs to make them safer in the first place (as your Dad has suggested more than once). Because while traction is cool, wallslapping, catleaping, and hyperventilating are <strong><em>so much more</em></strong> invigorating. ::. dad (I'm hot!) I guess you’ll have to start training for those stair emergencies. See if you can get your time down to 4 seconds, maybe 3.5. And you should also practice starting from various upstairs rooms, since you can’t always count on being in the dining room when Beth falls.

But whatever you do, for God’s sake don’t put anything on your slick hardwood stairs to make them safer in the first place (as your Dad has suggested more than once). Because while traction is cool, wallslapping, catleaping, and hyperventilating are so much more invigorating.

::. dad (I’m hot!)

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