let the days of random inane chatter commence!
It’s National Blog Posting Month and I have been cravenly suckered into eloquently prevailed upon to join the festivities by the clubfooted international jewel thief lovely and talented Mike. I will kill you slowly and with the assistance of a variety of plastic eating utensils Thanks, Mike!
So, prepare yourselves for 30 days of posts. Spectacular, luminous posts. Posts dealing with a vast parade of topics including:
- Stuff I say!
- Things I do!
- Me falling down!
- Cookies!
- Random crap!
- Me embarrassing My Lovely Wife!
- Me detailing the horrible and bloody revenge enacted upon me by My Lovely And Deadlier Than You Could Possibly Imagine Wife!
- More cookies!
O… we have truly entered the salad days.
November 1st, 2006 at 10:15 am
Sweeeeeet.
November 1st, 2006 at 10:28 am
No no no no…
Sweeeeeen.
November 1st, 2006 at 10:50 am
Oh the fun and games that are to come…… I just can’t wait!
November 1st, 2006 at 11:42 am
God bless you for attempting such a feat!
November 1st, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Yes… well, we’ll see how much of a feat it is when day 25 consists of “I HAVE TEN FINGERS!”
November 1st, 2006 at 1:25 pm
I’m gonna hold you to that… but will you count your toes on day 26?
PS. You can’t make friends with salad.
November 1st, 2006 at 2:04 pm
“Oh… hello, Salad! How are you? Good, good. I’m just wondering… we seem to have a lot of the same interests and we always laugh at the same jokes… do you feel like… I don’t know… catching a movie sometime… or maybe going to dinner- NO!! No! I didn’t mean that! No, I meant you and I could go out to dinner together, not have YOU for dinner… no, no, you’re right. You’re right. Forgot I ever brought it up. No, it’s no problem. See you later.”
Hmmmm… seems Mabel is right.
November 1st, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Sween:
I thought it over. Take a hike.
November 2nd, 2006 at 10:27 am
Oh man, Salad gave you a real dressing down. BURN.
November 2nd, 2006 at 10:29 am
Salad is a bitch.