surprisingly true quote of the day
“NO, DON’T YOU GET IT? IF YOU DIE IN CANADA YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE”
- xkcd
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November 6th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Ha! I knew there was a catch to that gov’t healthcare thing.
November 6th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Shhhh… we’re trying to keep it quiet.
That and the fact that low cost prescription drugs are just Flintstones vitamins.
Mmmmm… Dino…
November 6th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
free Flintstones vitamins??? i’m there.
November 6th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Thats’ okay, the secret is safe with me. I won’t tell anyone.
*cackles*
I knew it! Ha! Did you see this, honey? Flintstones Vitam–
…oops. Sorry…
November 7th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Remember. Those are CANADIAN vitamins. They only work on Canadians.
In anyone else, they cause excruciating death via Celine Dion.
It’s true.
We Canadians have a built-in immunity.
Which means that we have to live through her.
*shudder*