robot humour is mildly unsettling
Example:
How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?
You don’t.
Isn’t this cute?
Robots being all “WE WILL KILL YOU ALL, PATHETIC HUMANS”.
It’s adorable!
I mean, really! Look at this little guy!
He’s just cute as a pair of footie pyjamas. You could just-
Hey. HEY. Just relax, little buddy. No need to take offence-
Oh sweet Merry Christmas, somebody HELP ME! HELP ME!!!
YEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRG!!!
[Gurgle gurgle gurgle. Thud.]
SPACE MONKEY PANTS IS PROCEEDING AS NORMAL. DO NOT BE ALARMED. THIS UNIT WILL NOW BE SHUTTING DOWN FOR RECHARGING AND RESHARPENING OF KILLING BLADES EATING COOKIES FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON. PLEASE GO ABOUT YOUR REGULAR HUMAN ACTIVITIES.
END COMMUNICATION.
November 8th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
You really are one sick puppy. Cut back on the LSD bars. Get..Help..Now.
November 8th, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Sometimes I find myself thinking “I sure wish I had a robot.” Then I see a post like this and it makes things even worse for me.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
And what’s with the shrunken head in the background? Previous robot victim? Or is that another “granola bar?”
November 8th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Alison: What do you think this site is? ONE BIG CRY FOR HELP.
RJ: The robot has set those heads up all around the house. Every time I ask about it, the robot just mumbles something about “Rapa Nui” and then threatens me with its killing blades. I then step away quietly.
November 8th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Whew. If the robot is simply threatening your life and limbs, that’s manageable. I thought maybe the heads had something to do with the Waponi.
November 8th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
ROFLMAO
November 9th, 2006 at 6:44 am
this NaBloPoMo thingy is just getting out of hand!
November 9th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Alison: TYFYCSAAMTGOCAPSYCCB*.
* TYFYCSAAMTGOCAPSYCCB = “Thank You For Your Continued Support Alison And May The Gods Of Cookies And Puppies Send You Chocolate Chunk Beagles”
Birchsprite: Oh c’mon! And just how is this different from the regular stuff I post here?
November 9th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Little down in the dumps this morning and this made me smile. Thanks, Sween.
November 9th, 2006 at 11:15 am
That’s what I’m here for, buddy.
November 9th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
RJ: No, the Waponi leave me pretty much alone. Small bowls filled with orange pop on the kitchen counter seem to make them happy.
November 10th, 2006 at 8:16 am
Sween…….. fair point……. fire away with the madness….it’s what brings me back
November 10th, 2006 at 8:18 am
oooooh I didn’t know the emoti thingies would just appear
November 10th, 2006 at 8:18 am
I might get a bit carried away now
November 10th, 2006 at 9:18 am
I say that everyday…
November 10th, 2006 at 11:27 am
November 10th, 2006 at 11:27 am
ooooh why didn’t that one work
November 10th, 2006 at 11:42 am
I think you used them all up.
That’s it, people! No more emoticons! Everyone might as well go home! Nothing to see here!
November 10th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
And I found out that if you make certain to put spaces around your emoticons, they will get replaced with the images.
FYI