time to cleanse the palate with a healthy dose of odd-toed ungulates
Wow.
I’m really really sorry.
I never intended to write so much of so little value to anyone about my day at the Suzuki dealership.
I apologise mightily.
Well. I do believe only one thing can properly wash the taste of that story out of our collective mouths.
Yup. You guessed it.
It’s the perfect time for…
THE RHINO SONG!
[Deep breath.]
[Singing] Rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-no!
[Deep breath.] Second verse!
[Singing] Rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-no!
[Deep breath.] Last Verse!
[Singing] Rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-no!
[Deep breath.] ONE MORE TIME!
[Singing] Rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino — I really mean it — rhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-nooooooooooooo! [Jazz hands.]
[Applause.]
Thank you, thank you.
And thank you, Mr. Rhino.
Here. Have a bird on your bum.
November 15th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
Hi Sween,
Benoit and Cameron here, Alison’s kids. The Rhino Song is really really good. Easy to remember. I (Benoit) like the One MOre Time! part. I (Cameron) like the parts where we go Rhiiiiiiiiiii-nooooooo. We will sing it at school tomorrow.
Thank you for The Rhino Song.
Best wishes,
Ben and Cameron, Alison’s kids
November 16th, 2006 at 7:14 am
wow
I didn’t know you were so talented
wow
November 16th, 2006 at 11:18 am
Benoit & Cameron: Yo. Whassup? Glad you like the song. Remember, it’s really good on long road trips or in crowded elevators.
birsprite: Well, I am.
November 16th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Now what would be really good, is if you filmed yourself singing it and posted it on youtube!
November 16th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Yes, I second.
November 16th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
Hrm.
We shall see…
November 16th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
Oooh OOhh…I would like to see THAT! What other whacked out things can we con..I mean..encourage Sween to do for us???!
And I curse you with children who latch on to the most annoying songs they can find and sing them ad infinitum!!!!!!!!
Who was listening to the Rhino Song last night? Me…..several times…..
November 17th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Believe me, you have joined my wife in the Must Kill Jason For Creating That Song Club.
Rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino rhino…