Comments on: my escapist past http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/ eating bananas in space for the good of mankind Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:54:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: sween http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/#comment-4592 sween Mon, 20 Nov 2006 13:28:23 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1256#comment-4592 Luckily, nowadays you can just let them get drunk. MUCH SIMPLER. [<em>Furious whispering from offstage.</em>] What do you mean you can't let kids get drunk? [<em>More furious whispering from offstage.</em>] Oh. Sorry. My bad. Luckily, nowadays you can just let them get drunk. MUCH SIMPLER.

[Furious whispering from offstage.]

What do you mean you can’t let kids get drunk?

[More furious whispering from offstage.]

Oh.

Sorry. My bad.

]]> By: Alison http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/#comment-4536 Alison Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:32:16 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1256#comment-4536 My folks made the mistake of tethering me outdoors with my slightly younger nephew. I convinced him to unbuckle my harness and took off to watch a hockey game at the rink across the street. Mwahahahaa. I was also tethered to the clothesline like a freakin' dog. Aaaaah, the days when you could tie up your kids and ignore them.... My folks made the mistake of tethering me outdoors with my slightly younger nephew. I convinced him to unbuckle my harness and took off to watch a hockey game at the rink across the street. Mwahahahaa.
I was also tethered to the clothesline like a freakin’ dog.
Aaaaah, the days when you could tie up your kids and ignore them….

]]> By: sween http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/#comment-4530 sween Fri, 17 Nov 2006 20:01:20 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1256#comment-4530 Hrm. Consider me cautioned. ... But am I <em>sufficiently</em> cautioned? Hrm. Consider me cautioned.

… But am I sufficiently cautioned?

]]> By: Jason's Dad http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/#comment-4528 Jason's Dad Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:49:15 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1256#comment-4528 No, it wasn't the one in the tub, and it wasn't the other one. I didn't want to bring out the big guns just yet. Think of this one as a cautionary response. No, it wasn’t the one in the tub, and it wasn’t the other one. I didn’t want to bring out the big guns just yet. Think of this one as a cautionary response.

]]> By: sween http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/#comment-4524 sween Fri, 17 Nov 2006 19:10:17 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1256#comment-4524 Suldog: I fear my Dad's version. Greatly. Daisy: Nope. Just really really hyperactive. RJ: Ten minutes and maybe I would have. They just DIDN'T GIVE ME A CHANCE? *sob* Lightspring: All I know is that before I could walk they had locks on my doors. This was when I was in a CRIB. birhsprite: Oh, he has photos. Much to my chagrin. Case in point, go down one comment. Dad: Thanks. Thanks a bunch. (At least it wasn't the one in the tub.) Sween: You're a handsome devil and everyone likes you. Mike: If they had known of them, they would have used it. There was the story where I climbed the cliff... good times... Suldog: I fear my Dad’s version. Greatly.

Daisy: Nope. Just really really hyperactive.

RJ: Ten minutes and maybe I would have. They just DIDN’T GIVE ME A CHANCE? *sob*

Lightspring: All I know is that before I could walk they had locks on my doors. This was when I was in a CRIB.

birhsprite: Oh, he has photos. Much to my chagrin. Case in point, go down one comment.

Dad: Thanks. Thanks a bunch. (At least it wasn’t the one in the tub.)

Sween: You’re a handsome devil and everyone likes you.

Mike: If they had known of them, they would have used it. There was the story where I climbed the cliff… good times…

]]> By: mike http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/#comment-4522 mike Fri, 17 Nov 2006 17:47:26 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1256#comment-4522 Clearly they forgot to stake you to the ground with one of those giant-screw things they (also) use for pets. And nice hair, buddy. I was going to declare a Longhair Picture Showdown, but not anymore. Yeesh. Clearly they forgot to stake you to the ground with one of those giant-screw things they (also) use for pets.

And nice hair, buddy. I was going to declare a Longhair Picture Showdown, but not anymore. Yeesh.

]]> By: sween http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/#comment-4520 sween Fri, 17 Nov 2006 16:06:31 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1256#comment-4520 Eeep. [<em>Hiding under rock.</em>] Eeep.

[Hiding under rock.]

]]> By: Jason's Dad http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/#comment-4519 Jason's Dad Fri, 17 Nov 2006 16:05:00 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1256#comment-4519 I feel *so* bad. If that story were true, what might a childhood like that have done to <a href="http://www.designshift.com/snarl.html">My Poor Little Guy</a>? I feel *so* bad. If that story were true, what might a childhood like that have done to My Poor Little Guy?

]]> By: birchsprite http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/#comment-4516 birchsprite Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:42:59 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1256#comment-4516 Ahhhhh you sound sweet! Hope your dad has some photo's! Ahhhhh you sound sweet! Hope your dad has some photo’s!

]]> By: lightspring http://spacemonkeypants.com/2006/11/16/my-escapist-past/#comment-4509 lightspring Fri, 17 Nov 2006 00:01:28 +0000 http://spacemonkeypants.com/?p=1256#comment-4509 I have one who is likely to require the use of a leash. Or two! So insoired, your parents, thinking of that. To think you drove them to fits of inspiration. I'll bet the next step involved duct tape. I have one who is likely to require the use of a leash. Or two! So insoired, your parents, thinking of that. To think you drove them to fits of inspiration. I’ll bet the next step involved duct tape.

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