timewaster friday: the stupidest addictive game ever
I hate you, Birchsprite.
You introduced me to this abomination of a game.
I then went out and beat your best kick. Then you beat mine. Then I beat yours. Then my Dad beat mine. Then I beat his. Then my Sister Who Eats Poo failed miserably at beating mine. I stand atop the mangled bodies of my challengers.
And now I. CAN’T. STOP.
So please… I call upon you, my garland-festooned readers, to go forth and take a whack at beating my best kick (4477 meters, thank you very much).
Please… put me out of my misery.
Stupid Monkey Kick Off.
Stupid procrastination.
…
Stupid me.
November 24th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
*ahem*
FrankenMonkey’s best: 4639. And no I will not (1) try again, nor will I admit how long it took to get *that* much.
November 25th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Thank you, RJ. Knowing how long it took me to get 4477, I can appreciate that mind-numbingly long time it took you.
Now I just need to fight the urge to try and beat it…
November 25th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
[...] This is all Sween’s fault. Predictably enough, he in turn blames someone else. All I have to say is: thanks, Sween. Thanks a lot. [...]
November 27th, 2006 at 5:18 am
He he he he he he he……the madness continues!
December 1st, 2006 at 9:34 am
I’m now in MKOA — “Monkey Kick Off Anonymous”.
December 2nd, 2006 at 11:25 am
I thought I was doing so well with my record of 4600 — and then I come here and see that RJ has already done better than that. Bother.
Still, if you want to see my “award winning” kick — go here: http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=pUorqrouBotFBorFBoUBopBFosuBBoI36Z3NNSoupuB
I can’t stop playing this stupid, stupid game.
December 6th, 2006 at 10:02 am
I’ve weened myself off it. It was extraordinarily hard… but the methadone helped.
Of course, now I’m addicted to Dice Wars…
December 10th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
http://totebo.com/mko.php?c=qporsBossousuorFBoUBopBFosEFpog3RhouspB
December 11th, 2006 at 9:24 am
Noooooooooooooooooo… don’t make me revisit it… it took too long to ween myself off it.
I need to call my sponsor…
November 15th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
[...] the Monkey Kick Off game from last November? That was Birchsprite’s doing (although she did have help). Aside: my personal high score of 4772 still stands. Feel free to try and beat it; good luck. [...]