because mabel wouldn’t let it go: a stunning revelation

I HAVE TEN FINGERS!

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[Pause]

Wait a minute.

[Furious recounting]

Sorry. I counted the granola bar I was eating.

Yup. Confirmed. Ten fingers.

Yes. This is what NaBloPoMo has come to.

We did say quantity. Not quality.

“Quality” in this case being a highly relative term.

This granola bar is really good.


2 Responses to “because mabel wouldn’t let it go: a stunning revelation”

  1. Mabel Says:

    I’d marked in my calendar to check to make sure, but as I’m only posting now it’s clear I didn’t look at my calendar that day. Anyway, glad you didn’t call my bluff. Then *I’d* have looked like the chump.

  2. sween Says:

    Hey — this here is a chump-free zone!

    … “chump” indeed…

    … grumble grumble…

make with the yak-yak

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