REALLY tall guy does awesome stuff for dolphins
The long arms of the world’s tallest man reached in and saved two dolphins by pulling out plastic from their stomachs, state media and an aquarium official said Thursday.
The dolphins got sick after nibbling on plastic from the edge of their pool at an aquarium in Liaoning province. Attempts to use surgical instruments to remove the plastic failed because the dolphins’ stomachs contracted in response to the instruments, the China Daily newspaper reported.
Veterinarians then decided to ask for help from Bao Xishun, a 7-foot-9 herdsman from Inner Mongolia with 41.7-inch arms, state media said.
Bao, 54, was confirmed last year by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s tallest living man.
You know, it may not be the superpower I would have picked, but this is pretty freaking awesome.
Dolphins are invited to send cookies and really big shoes in appreciation.


December 14th, 2006 at 10:44 am
but why is the little man holding on to the tall guy?
December 14th, 2006 at 11:21 am
Maybe he would achieve liftoff without being tethered? Do you know how many superpowers this guy has? I sure don’t.
December 14th, 2006 at 11:40 am
maybe his immense tallness means he is really top heavy and might just spontaneously fall over
December 14th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Hmmm… that doesn’t sound like the greatest superpower…
December 14th, 2006 at 11:55 am
true….. he can probably reach the moon though
December 14th, 2006 at 11:57 am
Okay let me get this straight: Tall Guy pulled plastic from the dolphin’s stomach?
(pause)
Via its mouth, yes?
And the little man’s like, You’re my new best friend. Can I smell your–
Sorry. Things go downhill pretty fast inside *my* head.