REALLY tall guy does awesome stuff for dolphins

world's tallest man saves dolphins

The long arms of the world’s tallest man reached in and saved two dolphins by pulling out plastic from their stomachs, state media and an aquarium official said Thursday.

The dolphins got sick after nibbling on plastic from the edge of their pool at an aquarium in Liaoning province. Attempts to use surgical instruments to remove the plastic failed because the dolphins’ stomachs contracted in response to the instruments, the China Daily newspaper reported.

Veterinarians then decided to ask for help from Bao Xishun, a 7-foot-9 herdsman from Inner Mongolia with 41.7-inch arms, state media said.

Bao, 54, was confirmed last year by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s tallest living man.

You know, it may not be the superpower I would have picked, but this is pretty freaking awesome.

Dolphins are invited to send cookies and really big shoes in appreciation.


6 Responses to “REALLY tall guy does awesome stuff for dolphins”

  1. birchsprite Says:

    but why is the little man holding on to the tall guy?

  2. sween Says:

    Maybe he would achieve liftoff without being tethered? Do you know how many superpowers this guy has? I sure don’t.

  3. birchsprite Says:

    maybe his immense tallness means he is really top heavy and might just spontaneously fall over

  4. sween Says:

    Hmmm… that doesn’t sound like the greatest superpower…

  5. birchsprite Says:

    true….. he can probably reach the moon though

  6. Radioactive Jam Says:

    Okay let me get this straight: Tall Guy pulled plastic from the dolphin’s stomach?
    (pause)
    Via its mouth, yes?

    And the little man’s like, You’re my new best friend. Can I smell your–

    Sorry. Things go downhill pretty fast inside *my* head.

make with the yak-yak

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