we wish you a most awesome monkey day

As I was warned by everyone’s favourite carcinogenic condiment, Radioactive Jam, today, December 14, is…

MONKEY DAY!

What does this mean for me, you ask?

[Pause.]

Um…

[More pausing.]

Errrr…

[Purely gratuitous pausing.]

… more cookies?

[Sound of one man listening for cries of dissent. No cries of dissent detected.]

Yes. More cookies it is.

So… here you go — monkey eating cookie.

monkey eating cookie


6 Responses to “we wish you a most awesome monkey day”

  1. birchsprite Says:

    Happy Monkey Day…..

    maybe a resurrection of that favorite monkey game…..

    monkey kick off

  2. Radioactive Jam Says:

    Gaah!
    *must… play… again…*

  3. sween Says:

    Oh really, c’mon! Enough with the insanity! Monkey Kick Off must end! Hasn’t it ruined enough lives?

  4. birchsprite Says:

    it will never end

    muwhahahahahahahahahahaha

  5. Radioactive Jam Says:

    I stopped trying.

    But not lying. I mean I’M not lying.

  6. Suldog Says:

    So, like, Monkey Day has nothing to do with Davy Jones, Mike Nesmith, Peter Tork and Mickey Dolenz? When my neighbors yelled at me to turn down my stereo, I screamed back, “Frickin’ Morons! Don’t you know what day it is?!?”

    I think maybe I should go over and apologize.

make with the yak-yak

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