we wish you a most awesome monkey day
As I was warned by everyone’s favourite carcinogenic condiment, Radioactive Jam, today, December 14, is…
What does this mean for me, you ask?
[Pause.]
Um…
[More pausing.]
Errrr…
[Purely gratuitous pausing.]
… more cookies?
[Sound of one man listening for cries of dissent. No cries of dissent detected.]
Yes. More cookies it is.
So… here you go — monkey eating cookie.





December 14th, 2006 at 11:53 am
Happy Monkey Day…..
maybe a resurrection of that favorite monkey game…..
monkey kick off
December 14th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Gaah!
*must… play… again…*
December 14th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
Oh really, c’mon! Enough with the insanity! Monkey Kick Off must end! Hasn’t it ruined enough lives?
December 14th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
it will never end
muwhahahahahahahahahahaha
December 14th, 2006 at 2:13 pm
I stopped trying.
But not lying. I mean I’M not lying.
December 15th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
So, like, Monkey Day has nothing to do with Davy Jones, Mike Nesmith, Peter Tork and Mickey Dolenz? When my neighbors yelled at me to turn down my stereo, I screamed back, “Frickin’ Morons! Don’t you know what day it is?!?”
I think maybe I should go over and apologize.