gold record crap
People are dorks and I feel like a bucket of crap.
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EVERYBODY NOW!
[Singing]
People are dorks and I feel like a bucket of crap,
People are dorks and I feel like a bucket of crap,
People are dorks and I feel like a bucket of craaaaaa-AP,
[Dramatic pause. Big finish.]
People are dorks… CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!
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Give it a good bass line and we’ve got a solid pop hit.
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Note: I do exempt all of you, my three-hole-punched readers, from any dork-based blanket assertions.
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Unless there’s something you’re not telling me.
[Stern glare in general direction of lurking dorks.]




December 20th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
*looks around*
Nobody here but us geeks.
December 21st, 2006 at 6:38 am
* I think he may have figured out my secret identity…..quick hide*
December 21st, 2006 at 9:11 am
RJ: Geeks are more than welcome here. It’s like a freaking second home for geeks.
birchsprite: [Gives birchsprite the evil eye. Waits for birchsprite to flinch. No flinching occurs. Relaxes.] No, you’re cool.
December 21st, 2006 at 10:39 am
I do so NOT bite the heads off of live chickens!
Well, OK, there was that one time in Tijuana, but, still…