On Clerks II:

“It’s got everything you could want in a movie — comedy… bestiality… a dance sequence!”

And then — I’m not making this up — she wiped away a tear.

Good movie.

• PilotOnline.com: “Spilled Doritos chips wash up on Outer Banks” (via digg)

A cargo container that apparently fell from a ship washed up on the Outer Banks of North Carolina on Thursday and spilled thousands of bags of Doritos brand tortilla chips on the beach. People collected the chips, which were apparently still fresh due to their airtight packaging. It was unknown which ship had lost the cargo or to what port it was bound.

I thought seafood was supposed to be healthy?

(It seems to be the week for food on irregular surfaces.)

Wow. I didn’t see this until today. This picture is every single Masters player from this year’s Canadian Ultimate Championships, which I might have mentioned before on this site.

Can you see me?

Here’s a hint: I’m in yellow.

(Mike’s there too! Hi, Mike!)

I hadn’t seen this until today. It makes me very happy. That tournament was my very favourite tournament experience ever.

It’s also really good incentive to get off my ever-widening ass and get back in shape for next year. Since CUC ended in August, I’ve basically let myself go, telling myself that I deserved a break after all my hard work.

A break I did take. And a cake. And several cookies. And many granola bars. And cheese. And…

Heck. Let’s just simplify this process:

while ($joke_still_funny) {
   echo " And " . random_food_item() . ". ";
}


Well, after a good long break and about ten pounds (at least) gained, this week I’ve started back on my interval training. The warmer than normal weather has helped. The awareness of my belly pressing against my waistband is helping more.

I’ve got to keep the fire stoked. And the cookies at bay.