reasons i love my lovely wife: day 19
If she’s downstairs watching TV, and I’m upstairs on the computer, she will hold intricate (and highly audible) conversations with the cats involving some (or all) of the following components:
- Informing them that I no longer love them
- Revealing that they will never see me again
- Asking if they remember what their father even looks like
- Reminiscing about the good old days when they had a large body to cuddle against
- Planning their future search for a new father
- Discussing plans to turn the computer room into a guest bedroom
Amazing overRuminating overChitchatpalavering on the subject of* how much better things smell now that I’m gone
However, when I come downstairs and join them on the couch, they all just fall asleep.
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January 23rd, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Maybe it’s your eau de chloroform aftershave?
January 23rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Mike: “Thank you! I’ll be here all night! Please tip your waitress!”
January 24th, 2007 at 10:49 am
“eau de chloroform”…hahahahahahaha thats funneezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
January 24th, 2007 at 11:15 am
“Amazing over…”?
Hmmm. I don’t think so. Apparently your other readers were too polite to say anything. Not me though.
January 24th, 2007 at 11:29 am
Well? Happy now?
January 24th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Still doesn’t feel quite right.
I checked ruminate on Dictionary.com. It seems a bit bovine, if you know what I mean. YLW might prefer another word.
Also, I don’t know about “about”. Perhaps “on” would be better.
January 24th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Sigh.
And now?
January 24th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
You need to start “chitchatpalavering” with a capital letter.
January 24th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Jerk.
January 24th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
I think I’m extra glad today that I barely ever blog
January 25th, 2007 at 12:52 am
Hey! Was that a shot?
January 25th, 2007 at 9:56 am
Yes.
A good one too.
Ultra maroon.