Comments on: noises that really suck: an example

By: sween

sween — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 13:23:42 +0000

Sarah: Where did we get this power? It sure wasn’t from our father.

MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mabel: Well, you have no worries any more then, do you?

smcarney: It was bone-chilling. I thought I had jumped into a sequel to Hostel. *shudder*

By: smcarney

smcarney — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:46:24 +0000

ROTFL! And I thought that *I* was the only one who ever heard the pick sharpening thingy! Glad to know I’m not alone. Sorry about the battlefield.

By: Mabel

Mabel — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:59:39 +0000

The dentist told me I can’t get cavities because there’s no space left in my teeth for them…what with all the fillings in there and all.

By: Sarah Adams

Sarah Adams — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:41:41 +0000

Is it a super power, or an *evil* super power? Cause when I hear others bemoaning their cavities, I’m very temped to say:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

Because you see, I also don’t have any cavities (although I also a couple in my baby teeth). The dentist didn’t say if they were strong, but he did say that I wouldn’t be helping to put his kids through college - sweet!

By: sween

sween — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 14:02:28 +0000

Otto: I really do try and block Marathon Man out of my head when I go to the dentist. Thusly, I will NOT let you know when my next appointment is coming up, thank you very much, Mr. Man.

brian: I went a number of years without going to the dentist until I realised that the regular pain of twice yearly appointments was WAAAAAAY less than the eventual appointment that follows a four year gap. That appointment had to literally be broken into two appointments to clean everything up. (My memory says, “Urk.”)

Alison: I used to have cavities. All in my baby teeth. For some reason, my adult teeth seem to be immune. The dentist says they are very strong. (Yay me!) It’s not quite a super power, but I’ll take what I can get.

By: Alison

Alison — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:29:16 +0000

My husband used to come home from evil cleanings and tell me he told them I hadn’t been flossing. I so hate flossing. He would get mad because I always came home with no cavities to report and I think in our whole time together he may have had ONE but he see’s this as an injustice since I don’t floss.
Now I have 6 fillings that need replacing from my wild and younger days when I did get cavities. I…am…so..afraid. The last time I had a drll come at me (as a teen) I did teh hysterical laughter thing. i couldn’t help it. Funny now that I think back…it sounded like the same hysterical laughter that escaped me just before I walked down the aisle….

By: brian

brian — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 21:42:11 +0000

Sween, you are friggin hysterical! And you are scaring me a bit. I know I have something terrible and horrific going on in one of my upper righters, back there somewhere. I’ve never had a cavity, and am worried this sucker is going to kill when I finally work up the nerve to get my sorry arse to the dentist.

By: Otto

Otto — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 18:47:42 +0000

Christian Szell: Is it safe?… Is it safe?
Babe: You’re talking to me?
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Is what safe?
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: I don’t know what you mean. I can’t tell you something’s safe or not, unless I know specifically what you’re talking about.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Tell me what the “it” refers to.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: Yes, it’s safe, it’s very safe, it’s so safe you wouldn’t believe it.
Christian Szell: Is it safe?
Babe: No. It’s not safe, it’s… very dangerous, be careful.

By: sween

sween — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:40:59 +0000

Otto: Yes! It’s safe! It’s TOTALLY safe. Completely and utterly SAFE.

Suldog: My Lovely Wife feels and shares your pain.

Jason’s Dad: No! It’s NOT SAFE AT ALL! On a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is safe and 10 is the least safe it could possibly be, this is an 11!

By: Jason's Dad

Jason's Dad — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 17:33:09 +0000

Is it safe?