Driving home.

Me: I’ve got an idea for a “Reason I Love My Lovely Wife”. It would say, “Sometimes when she’s mad, she bellows like a sea lion”.

I giggle. My Lovely Wife gasps.

My Lovely Wife: I DO NOT BELLOW LIKE A SEA LION.

There is a pause as she glares out the window.

My Lovely Wife: Maybe a banshee… or a crow… or- Oh! I know! A seagull! That’s it! I bellow like a seagull!

A look of contentment washes over her face.

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