the peanut butter principle
My Lovely Wife explaining her aversion to public displays of affection:
“I like peanut butter. That doesn’t mean I’m going to eat it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.”
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February 12th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Makes. Me. Hungry.
February 12th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
Hungry — yes.
And oddly uncomfortable due to the association created in my brain between peanut butter and displays of affection…
February 12th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
“And oddly uncomfortable due to the association created in my brain between peanut butter and displays of affection…”
What do you mean - they are both sweet, salty, creamy, sticky, crunchy(?), and nutty all at the same time!
February 13th, 2007 at 10:38 am
OK. Now I’m REALLY uncomfortable.
[Squirms in chair uncomfortably.]
February 13th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
So…are you saying that she says you stick to the roof of her mouth? Cuz thats just too much information…….
And whatever you want her to do in public that makes you stick to the roof of her mouth? I think its illegal.
February 14th, 2007 at 10:16 am
EVERYBODY! STOP! YOU’RE GIVING ME A COMPLEX!
I will never eat peanut butter again.
Or I will eat it furtively with the bathroom door closed.
And then feel ashamed.
February 14th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
What about peanut butter cookies? Or better yet the peanut butter blossom cookies with the Hershey’s kiss in the middle?
February 15th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Please. I beg of you. Don’t transfer this complex over to cookies. I don’t think I could handle it.