a word of advice

If you plan on presenting Your Lovely Wife with a basket filled with dozens and dozens of hand-crafted origami roses, I heartily recommend that you determine your actual aptitude in the field of hand-crafting dozens and dozens of origami roses.

Prior to 9:00 pm on the evening before Valentine’s Day is best.

Otherwise, at 11:45 pm on the evening before Valentine’s Day, you might just find yourself downsizing your previous estimates.

From dozens and dozens.

To six.

Heed me… I KNOW OF WHICH I SPEAK.


11 Responses to “a word of advice”

  1. 1loneranger Says:

    i am sufficiently heeded……..

    stay away from hand rolled truffles too. geez, that takes some effort, and is impossible to keep on the down low.

  2. birchsprite Says:

    * giggles*

  3. Radioactive Jam Says:

    Did you consider letting the cats have a shot at it? I expect you’d be surprised by their innate abilities in this area.

    …Origami. That means shredded, right?

  4. sween Says:

    Brian: Geez… if you can’t keep them down, maybe you need to see if your chocolate has gone bad-

    Oh. “Down low“. Sorry.

    birchsprite: Thanks for the sympathy, Lurgy.

    RJ: In my case, yes, yes it means shredded.

    *sigh*

  5. Jason's Dad Says:

    Roses-schmozes.

    Check out some real origami.

    By the way, I like the space monkey pants valentine monkey.

  6. sween Says:

    Hey, I saw this one on my journeys and it scared me. ONE PIECE OF PAPER.

  7. Mabel Says:

    Been there. I feel your pain.

  8. Alison Says:

    Wow..I got my Valentine a Toblerone and a box of cereal..
    Think I better kick it up a notch next year.

  9. Suldog Says:

    I think we need a visual aid here.

  10. M Says:

    Is your Lovely Wife aware that she is also The Luckiest Woman in the World? Hope you two had a splendid VD!

    Monkeys rule!

    Space and pants are ok, too.

  11. sween Says:

    For those who were hoping for a picture… My Lovely Wife took a few of the — ahem — “roses” to work, leaving a box filled with three roses at home.

    When I went to take a picture, the camera laughed.

make with the yak-yak

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