canada: kicking herbivore ass since 1867
I’ve felt pretty free tossing the old asshat back and forth across the Canada/U.S. border lately.
However, I do believe we Canadians just earned the kick-asshat.
In Manitoba, a couple of Mounties were called in to help an animal in distress. Seems a deer got a coffee can stuck on its face and was running head-first into the local shrubbery.
Do the Mounties tranquilize the deer and calmly remove the coffee can?
Oh, honey… no.
Instead… one of the Mounties WRESTLED THE DEER TO THE GROUND.
Once the deer was pinned, they removed the coffee can, and then let the deer go.
Now… the deer is their bitch.
…
I think my testosterone just spiked. Urgh. Ow.
Well. I think we all know what this calls for…
(Wait for it…)
CHIPMUNK EATING A PEANUT!
What? You were expecting a deer? Pff. Amateur.
February 22nd, 2007 at 11:27 am
Scrumptious.
February 22nd, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Look at that chipmunk’s ferocity! Yowza…
February 22nd, 2007 at 1:40 pm
I think I could wrestle that chipmunk to the ground.
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:00 pm
I was actually expecting these:
http://jurgennation.com/wp-content/squirrel%20water.jpg
http://jurgennation.com/wp-content/squirrel%20balls.jpg
See, SMP, this is why I think you’re so cool. You’re unpredictable.
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:46 pm
I didn’t know Linda Lovelace was reincarnated as a chipper?!
February 22nd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
that is some serious shit. canadia deserves the asshat for that one FO SHO. FO NOW.
(don’t you dig my white english girl speaks african american vernacular?)
February 22nd, 2007 at 10:09 pm
Ooh, I want me a Mountie.
(Your dad’s a Mountie, right? On a bike?)
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:12 am
Alison: Thank you. (You were referring to me? Right?)
Mabel: Hey, can you eat something bigger than your own brain? I didn’t think so…
Suldog: You keep telling yourself that, Sully.
JN: That second one there… after the apocalypse, that one will father the new race of uber-squirrels.
g-dog: Congrats, g-dog! I was waiting to see who would be the first to aim low. You win!
joy: Fo shizzle.
lightspring: Behave!
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:37 pm
… and I didn’t even mention nuts! You can always count on me to head straight to the gutter, laughing and pointing all the way
Other low notes -
Has anyone else noticed anything in the Arby’s commercials that would make a jr. high boy snicker??
heh -heh – Lightspring said “mountie” yeah, yeah, that was cool.
February 25th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
Ok — g-dog’s blood sugar is low. Anyone have a spare cookie? Maybe some orange juice?