12 renamings of tuesday that failed as internet memes
- Unexplained-Bruiseday
- Poorly-Maintained-Zoosday
- White-Suburban-Teenager-Singing-the-Bluesday
- It-Hasn’t-Been-The-Same-Since-Steven-Burns-Left-Blues-Cluesday
- Regret-Our-Poorly-Chosen-Tattoosday
- Inappropriate-Leering-At-Ewesday
- Let’s-All-Sort-Our-Shoesday
- A-Smorgasbord-Of-West-African-Palace-Coupsday
- The-Pus-It-Does-Oozeday
- Scholarly-Discussion-Of-19th-Century-Hungarian-Taboosday
- Unpleasant-Kangaroosday
- Wednesday
Sigh. They can’t all be Caturday.
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UPDATE: Speaking of Caturday… World Famous Random Kitten Generator!
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Oh boy. This is the post that puts Space Monkey Pants over the top. I was okay until I got to “A-Smorgasbord-Of-West-African-Palace-Coupsday”. Well done, little guy.
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:24 pm
#9 - i vote #9.
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Brilliant.
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Wait… you do have a day job, right?
February 25th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Dad: Thank you. I won’t say how long I spent trying to decide if smorgasboard was better than panoply.
Oh, The Joys: Was the vote for the level of chuckles or do we actually have oozing pus to discuss? ‘Cause I’m good either way…
lightspring: Thanks. I like it when people are nice to me, unlike some other people like…
Sarah: … who eats poo.