the tidying

It’s cleaning day.

As I type this… I have a broom leaning against my left leg.

The broom — O Lords Above and Below — it hungers.

Someone… save me… I beg of you…

NOOOOOooooooo…

… ooooOoOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooo…

… Oooooo…

[Deep breath.]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo…

… ooo…

Anyone?

[Silence.]

Fine.

But if I don’t make it, it’s YOUR FAULT.

[Walks off sweeping.]


7 Responses to “the tidying”

  1. g-dog Says:

    take a break - code monkey song:

    http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Code%20Monkey

  2. lightspring Says:

    Why is your site so slow lately? No, I CANNOT wait the 3 or 4 additional seconds it takes to load (and the 12 additional to post a comment, WHY??!).

    I wonder if the broom is a metaphor for something?

  3. sween Says:

    g-dog: That was 23 levels of awesome.

    lightspring: I think it was the Snap previews that I was using. I’ve killed them. Please let me know if it seems faster now.

  4. g-dog Says:

    You could also listen to the Beastie Boys “Brass monkey” - but I don’t have a link for that.

    Space monkey - you funky monkey…. hmm, hmm-mm

    That should take your mind off of cleaning.

  5. g-dog Says:

    I did find a song facts link for “Brass Monkey”. Gotta love the Google

    http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1523

  6. lightspring Says:

    Oh, you did! You killed Snap!

    And the world is a much better place. Thank you.

    (I hate Snap)

  7. sween Says:

    g-dog: [Singing] Space monkey… you look so hunky… Space monkey… your poo is stunky-

    … Wait. What did I just say?

    lightspring: Yeah. It’s gone. I thought it was sort of neat, but then when I tried to find out if it was slowing down the site, I read all of these people ranting about how it was bad, so I killed it.

    So… you’re welcome. :-)

make with the yak-yak

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