the tidying
It’s cleaning day.
As I type this… I have a broom leaning against my left leg.
The broom — O Lords Above and Below — it hungers.
Someone… save me… I beg of you…
NOOOOOooooooo…
…
… ooooOoOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOooooo…
…
… Oooooo…
…
[Deep breath.]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo…
… ooo…
…
Anyone?
[Silence.]
Fine.
But if I don’t make it, it’s YOUR FAULT.
[Walks off sweeping.]




February 24th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
take a break - code monkey song:
http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Code%20Monkey
February 25th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Why is your site so slow lately? No, I CANNOT wait the 3 or 4 additional seconds it takes to load (and the 12 additional to post a comment, WHY??!).
I wonder if the broom is a metaphor for something?
February 25th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
g-dog: That was 23 levels of awesome.
lightspring: I think it was the Snap previews that I was using. I’ve killed them. Please let me know if it seems faster now.
February 26th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
You could also listen to the Beastie Boys “Brass monkey” - but I don’t have a link for that.
Space monkey - you funky monkey…. hmm, hmm-mm
That should take your mind off of cleaning.
February 26th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
I did find a song facts link for “Brass Monkey”. Gotta love the Google
http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1523
February 26th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Oh, you did! You killed Snap!
And the world is a much better place. Thank you.
(I hate Snap)
February 27th, 2007 at 10:32 am
g-dog: [Singing] Space monkey… you look so hunky… Space monkey… your poo is stunky-
… Wait. What did I just say?
lightspring: Yeah. It’s gone. I thought it was sort of neat, but then when I tried to find out if it was slowing down the site, I read all of these people ranting about how it was bad, so I killed it.
So… you’re welcome.