consequences

ow. ow. ow.

It’s March 2nd. I’m still excited about the impended arrival of Spring.

However, my Spring Dancing may need to be curtailed slightly.

In light of my first outdoor run of the season, and the many layers of clothing that the weather dictated I wear, I seem to be the recipient of an inordinate amount of…

… what’s the most politic way to state this?…

Ah yes… “crotchal chafing”.

Ow. Ow. Ow.

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Junkies.


8 Responses to “consequences”

  1. mike Says:

    Jason:

    Something to consider for next outing.

    We shall never speak of this again.

  2. sween Says:

    Speak of what?

  3. Oh, The Joys Says:

    No matter what, do not shave there. It will only make things worse - you will be stabbed to death in the crotchal region by little tiny spears.

  4. g-dog Says:

    Perhaps you need something more “supportive”?

    There are some seamless boxer briefs at Target (one of those Target brands). Theoretically, the lack of seams also helps reduce chafing.

  5. Alison Says:

    Since we are never speaking of this, I will only once suggest zinc oxide cream.
    That is all.

  6. Zeus Says:

    Must be nice to have balls to chafe….

    Sigh…

  7. g-dog Says:

    Thank you, Zeus for putting everything back into perspective.

  8. sween Says:

    Oh, The Joys: I didn’t even think of shaving myself. Before. Now… the concept won’t leave my brain…

    g-dog: Perhaps you need something more “supportive”? Like scaffolding?

    Alison: Thank you for your suggestion. Now if only I knew to what you were referring…

    Zeus: I apologise for bringing up such a painful subject.

make with the yak-yak

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