today is the day to avoid killing people
Today, I will not kill people.
Killing people is not even pencilled in my day-planner for the day.
And WHY won’t I kill people today? Because I have WILLPOWER.
And no desire to be the charming yet doomed villain of an obscure Jacobian revenge tragedy.
So…
No killing.
Not even one person.
Nope.
There will be nary a lifeless corpse in my immediate future.
This I do declare.
I will write my memoirs in later years, and when I get to the point that I need to recall the events of this date, I will begin by stating that “no killing occurred on this date”. It will not be the most interesting passage of my memoirs, but it is something I can predict with certainty.
ME + THE KILLING OF PEOPLE = NOT TODAY
…
However…
This will ALL be made easier if people would leave me the fuck alone.
I’m just saying.
…
Yeah. That kind of day.
Send cookies.
March 6th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
~dangles cookie on a string tied to a stick in front of Sween and yoinks it away~~ heeheeheeeheeeeeeeee
~does it again~~ heeheeeheeeeeee
Ok..seriously you wanna cookie?
~yoink~ heeheeheeeheeeeeeee
I am sorry you are having a bad day, But I cannot resist poking an angry bear with a stick especially when said bear is about 2 provinces away.
I can’t help myself…….
March 6th, 2007 at 10:00 pm
If we don’t kill anyone does this mean we can eat the whole box of Thin Mints? If so, I’m on board.
March 6th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
I’ll gladly send you cookies, even more than one kind. Sorry you had a super crappy day - better luck tomorrow.
I believe in gun control, because I - a super rational person - has occassionally really wanted to shoot that AHOLE (asshat/fuckstick) that just cut me off in traffic! Yes - I have some road rage… but no gun or bullets…
Let me know what kind of cookie(s) you want - and where to ship them.
March 7th, 2007 at 1:15 am
okay, you must be mad, beccuse i don’t think i ever recall you dropping the f-bomb on your site. or did i block it out? i have some st. patrick’s day cookies with thick vanilla frosting and little green clover decorations on them… will those do?
March 7th, 2007 at 7:15 am
St Patricks day cookies……good grief
March 7th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Since I am denying myself all flour products during Lent, I hereby give you my share of cookies for the month of March. However, I make no promises about killing anyone.
March 7th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Alison: Urge to kill… rising… price of gas for drive to Alison’s… TOO HIGH! You will live… for now…
kris: Yes. Yes it does.
g-dog: Thank you. I think I’m better today. Writing this helped…
jenny: While it’s not the first time, it is sufficiently rare that even I was mildly ashamed by my use of it. But really — yesterday? No other word would suffice. I actually freaked out at supper because I needed a napkin. Yeah. Rational.
birchsprite: You gotta a problem with St. Paddy’s Day cookies? Or is that like creatures of the night scorning Halloween?
Suldog: Thanks man.
March 7th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
No killing. Good job.
March 8th, 2007 at 7:22 am
In ireland we just get drunk….making cookies would use up valuable drinking time!
March 8th, 2007 at 11:40 am
Oh, The Joys: One day at a time… one day at a time…
birchsprite: And this is why we celebrate St. Paddy’s Day. The collective genius that knows what needs to be sacrificed for what is truly important.